It took him months to find a file format that could accommodate such large amounts of data. The first candidate was TIFF, widely used in scientific applications and the visual effects industry, but the format has a maximum of 4 gigabytes and cannot have any value, including length or width, greater than 2 to the power of 32. This was not enough for the powerful Eggplant creation. Fortunately, he discovered the ideal substitute, BigTIFF, which can handle images in the terapixel range and is supposed to allow values up to 2 to the power of 64.
When you look at the photo of the world’s biggest dick, a couple of things immediately jump out. First of all, you will probably notice that it lacks thickness. With dimensions of 23,760 x 4,294,620,000 pixels, its length is more than 180 thousand times greater than its width. “Without a doubt it is very disproportionate,” admitted Aubergine.
“That’s a real technical issue I ran into,” he continued. “The BigTIFF format claims to allow pixels with power 2 to 64, but when I tried it, it broke. There must be some legacy code related to regular TIFF that only supports up to 2 to power 32. I couldn’t get past that, so I had to shred it.”
You’ll probably also notice that this penis has no balls. “I needed to use as much image space as possible,” Eggplant said. “There is no empty space, which means the width of the shaft had to be the full width of the image. It would have been strange to incorporate testicles with these proportions. It just didn’t feel quite right.”
After choosing the perfect image format, the next step was to work on a methodology to generate the actual image. He created a custom algorithm capable of reproducing the vein branching patterns we see in nature. The algorithm ensured that the vein patterns were continuous and not repetitive.
The next task was to figure out how to actually render the image. “By doing this, I crashed my computer more than a hundred times,” he said. “The problem with images of this astronomical size is that they are resource intensive and I wasn’t working on a supercomputer like the one I used at NASA. Programs like Photoshop and even advanced tools like ImageMagick are incapable of producing images in the terapixel range.”
Since there are no tools on the market that can handle a cock this size, Eggplant had to develop its own software to do it. He needed help from an expert and, not wanting to reveal what he was creating, he went “undercover” in some online forums and groups, posing as a microbiologist or astronomer. “After answering a few questions,” he said, “I got back to work and eventually created a program that balanced the memory, compression, and disk usage needed to create an image in the terapixel range.”
The final image was generated over a five-week period during which Eggplant’s custom software created sections of the penis at 30 million pixels per second. Once this was done, he knew he had something bigger than an NFT on his hands. Having successfully created what appeared to be the largest image ever created, he decided to approach the Guinness World Records organization.
