“So we have a lake and a gulf, now we need a river and we need an ocean. So I was thinking about the Hudson River, then I thought about the Mississippi and I said, ‘I’ll never do that to Mississippi.’ Can you imagine? Let’s change the name of the Mississippi. No, I don’t think so, but we’re looking for a river, but it won’t be extraordinary, because those are the big ones, I like the big ones. And then an ocean. The only oceans I would do, because I was always high level, my father said, “that kid has a great eye for location.”
“So I only like two oceans, the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. I’m not going to put Trump or the United States in any ocean other than these two. So, we took a serious look at the Atlantic Ocean and I called Google Maps, who were really great with the lake and really great with [inaudible]. And I talked to a brilliant guy, Sundar, he runs all of Google, he’s a brilliant guy. Sergey and Sundar, totally brilliant guys. You know, they’re still shaken from the Gulf.
“And I said, ‘Sundar, I’m thinking about the Atlantic Ocean, can you handle it?’ “No, no, no, I won’t do it this time,” he said. He said: ‘The oceans are different, sir. You know, they cover, they cover many, they cover really many countries. Please don’t ask us to do that.’ So it’ll probably pass. I think let’s keep it in the Atlantic Ocean, right? Pacific Ocean… we will call it the American Ocean. How do you think Europe would feel? Do you think they would like that?
